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the story of chris neter:

i was born in a box outside of the national church of buddhism

adopted by the trump administration and sent overseas to japan to gather intel on foreign chicken production

there is no bojangles in japan

japan sucks

i made a new source of renewable fuel out of bush's baked beans and i lov thos beens

my sister lives in a crack den outside the denny's on 155th and porter blvd

my sister is a severe disappointment to the family and is now a transgender man named tony gardner the third

i once made a video probably

i have 3 platinum music hits and a spot in the rock and roll hall of fame for my famous hit single "ok" ft. yxng danny

wheneever i eat taco bell i need to use the bathroom

white castle isnt as bad as everyone says

i have been stabbed in an ihop parking lot at 2am

i have befriended multiple stray pigeons and i have named them accordingly

ted

fleeble

and corn flake

67 years ago my grandma died of the swine flu and as a result my mother was named colonel baconator

my mother invented the baconator

my mother is wendy

The wendy's logo thing mascot is mym other

ovbiously

i spent 4 months in my room recording nothing but EDM made out of fruit flies buzzing

gharridelli chocolate gave me a stomach ache in 2013

i got lost in walmart once and got scared so i hid inside of a plastic bin for 3 hours

i have driven a forklift at least 7 times

i have seen a celebrity like two times maybe and those celebrities are mike tyson and the public ambassador to australian and armenian oil solutions

i dont remember his name

his name was stupid

now i play video games

my dad sells nothing but discontinued hummers

buy some hummers

https://www.neter-hummers-incorporated.com/